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I MUST BE HIGH… IM JUST SITTING HERE… TYPING BULL SHIT. I SHOULD BE AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW BUT IM SICK… NO IM NOT HIGH… OR IN THE BATHROOM SMOKING.

I WONDER WHO STARTED THAT WHOLE RUMOR… OH YEAH… THAT STUPID BITCH BECCA… I CANT BELIEVE HER… AND I HATE THAT WHOLE SPONGE BOB THING SHES SO INTO. YEAH YEAH WE KNOW…

YOU LIKE THE GOD DAMN CARTOON… WHO DOESNT… BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO OBSESS OVER IT. YOU KNOW WHAT… I REALLY HATE THAT RICCI CHICK… SO PPL ARE JUST NOT MEANT FOR L.

O… I MEAN IM NOT ONE OF THOSE L. O. SNOBS BUT SERIOUSLY… GO BACK TO ALOHA! I DONT KNOW WHY IM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO HASNT SEEN FER IS BUELERS DAY OFF… I JUST NEVER DID…

I MEAN IF YOU HAVENT THEN PLEASE TELL ME SO I KNOW IM NOT ALONE. I DONT THINK GUYS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR COLOGNE… IT SMELLS GOOD ON SOME GUYS… BUT OTHERS JUST WEAR WAY TO MUCH… SERIOUSLY… I ALSO DONT KNOW WHY PPL THINK IM SO STUPID…

MAYBE BC I ACT LIKE IT… BUT IM JUST TIRED… THATS WHY… I DONT ACT LIKE THAT EXCEPT FOR IN MATH AND SCIENCE… AND ITS BC IM TIRED! I USUALLY TRY TO SLEEP IN SCIENCE… I MEAN WHO CARES ABOUT SCIENCE.

AND I KNOW THIS IS DUMB… BUT CANT YOU JUST BE “WELDED”? I DONT KNOW WHY THE MORMANS ARE SO OFFENDED WHEN THEY GET TEASED FOR BEING MORMANS… I MEAN THEY DONT HAVE TO BE PRUDE… I KNOW PLENTY OF SLUTTY MORMANS… OK MAYBE JUST A FEW…

OK ONE. I DONT GET WHY SOME PPL ARE JUST REALLY NOT FUNNY… NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY… THEIR JOKES JUST SUCK. WELL NOW IM REALLY BORED… WHOEVER IS READING THIS MUST BE BORED TOO…

I KNOW I WOULD BE THINKING… THIS GIRL IS REALLY BORING. OK JUST TO KEEP YOU INTRESTED… ILL TELL YOU SOME INT AMENT FACTS ABOUT MY LIFE… OK READY… NO I LIED…

IF YOU KNOW ME YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME. OK SO IM SITTING HERE AND MY BROTHER IS TELLING ME THAT HE WANTS TO BURN A CD… WHO CARES… I DONT… ILL JUST LET MY FRIENDS BURN ME CDS… SO MUCH EASIER.

OK SO IF YOUR STILL READING THIS… ILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE WHOLE SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM THING… BC IF YOU GO TO LO… THEN YOUVE HEARD THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE “SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM.”..

ACTUALLY WE WERE INNOCENTLY SKIPPING FIRST PERIOD… AND BECCA THE UGLIEST FATTEST BITCH EVER WALKED IN AND SAW US IN THERE… DOING ABSOLUTLY NOTHING… I MEAN I WAS DOING HOMEWORK… THATS HOW BADASS I AM… AND THEN SHE TOLD MRS.

BURGESS THAT WE WERE SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM… AND EVERY STUPID LO GOODY GOODY BELIEVED HER… AND THATS WHAT HAPPEND… IF I WAS GOING TO SMOKE… I WOULDNT DO IT IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM… I BE BAD ALL WEEKEND LONG…

BUT IM NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO DO IT IN SCHOOL. OK SO IF YOU STILL DONT BELIEVE ME YOU CAN ASK BROOKE BART… SHE WALKED IN TOO… AND SO DID RACHEL RICHARDSON…

BUT SHE MIGHT LIE… I MEAN SHE DOES DATE HER FRIENDS EX’S. WELL NO ONE IS READING THIS ANYMORE… UNLESS YOUR MAJORLY OBSESSED WITH ME… AND IF YOU ARE…

THATS PRETTY DISTURBING… WELL IM OUT… OH AND IF ANYONE HAS FERRIS BUELERS DAY OFF ON VHS… LOAN IT TO ME… ILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND… BC I REALLY NEED TO SEE THAT…

OK LATER!